The Work Place

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DAFFY DOODLE

Off to work I go
Even though
I just want to stay
Home and play.
Doodling, doodling all day long
While singing a happy song.
Work makes me feel so low
Its time to leave I know.
Doodling, doodling all the day
This is the only way to be happy and gay.
In my sanctuary is where I belong,
Here where nothing can go wrong.

CEO

If only I had been born a CEO, then every payday would be like winning the lottery.
But instead my destiny is to toil and trouble for a lot less fee,
So all I can do is make the most of what is given to me
And let the things that money cannot buy in life make me happy.

VP, CAN'T YOU SEE?
 

VP, VP
Can't you see?
All you've left to me
Is drudgery, drudgery.

 Lay off 1, 2
Cut back 3, 4
If you don't like what they do
They'll show you right to the door.

 No perks 1, 2
No appreciation 3, 4
You’ve turned my cube into a prison cell
Only weekends and vacations save me from corporate hell.

VP, VP
You've made everyone
Below VP including me
Just high priced puppetry.

VP, VP
Take away supplies, tools & training
Find ways to screw the employees daily
Are your golden rules.

VP, VP
For 30 years you work, sweat & fret
Thinking of the benefits you will get
Only to see them atrophy.

VP, VP
The danger of always saying "no"
Fills your people with woe
And kills their productivity.

VP, VP
You love to punish
The good with the bad
Just to keep us all mad.

VP, VP
Always ready to remind us
Who's on top
And who's definitely not.

VP, VP
Can't you see?
I'd really work better
If you'd just let me be?

VP, VP
There's no self-accountability.
Talk Back! Get Fired!
We're slowly sinking from lack of responsibility.

 Hup 1, Hup 2
AT&T is marching backwards
Using 1900's thinking
To treat people like animal herds.

 Hup 3, Hup 4
AT&T worries more about
Rules and processes than
Getting product out the door.

VP, VP
Open your eyes to see
One day your talent will walk
Forced to flee to be free.

 

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